Friday, May 14, 2010

From the journal of Herbert West: The Great Plains Bone Breaker...



The Great Plains Bone Breaker; herds of this unintelligent beast roam the plains uttering almost imperceptible vocalizations that shatter the bones of any living thing in its range. It then feeds on the now pliable body of its victim, without the use of its arms, which are almost completely useless...

Jehovah and I have had several run-ins with this innocent looking creature, but remember, looks can be deceiving...

(undated entry)

1 comments:

  1. Awesome...Sweet name too!!!

    Andrew

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